The Troubling Truth About Chocolate Fingers
David hates stickers. Conor is worried about chocolate fingers. The podcast has crashed. Everything is going brilliantly.
This week, we tackle some of life's most pressing questions. Why do chocolate fingers refuse to stay in their designated compartments? Is appearing on television for six seconds enough to make you famous? Can you award yourself a blue plaque? And at what point does calling your own son your podcast husband become a problem?
Elsewhere, David explains why supermarket shopping should be organised around potential food spillages, Conor boasts about his extensive collection of Blue Peter badges, and the pair consider whether appearing on a television programme more than twenty years ago is still something worth shouting about.
David also performs a song about a man whose shins have achieved more than most people, before Dex Blinko returns with an army of murderous hairballs, a highly suspicious reunion and an unexpected Italian connection.