Episode 191 - Talking Rubbish #19: Don't Forget the Wet Cake

Twenty Minutes of Toilet Talk

We should probably apologise in advance.

Within minutes, Conor has discovered a poo the size of a human arm, David has provided three additional toilet stories, somebody has paid £3 to use the wrong loo, Pirates of the Caribbean is being performed during a bowel movement and Conor is enthusiastically reviewing the cleansing properties of a Turkish bidet.

From there, things deteriorate.

We discuss communal pool water, freedom wees, buffet dangly bits, curry and beetroot, wet cake, Bongo Bingo, volcano-based pineapple art and the strange social ecosystem of an all-inclusive resort. David visits Kent, sees enough gorillas to last a lifetime, repeatedly walks into a doorway and risks his remaining eyesight during an eclipse before informing an elderly stranger that his hole is too big.

There's also a song inspired by David's new job and his growing list of questions about children, before our recording software celebrates by deleting the first fifty minutes of the podcast.

Luckily, we had a backup.