Episode 189 - Talking Rubbish #18: Tupperware Adjacent

Plastic Containers, Deadly Pigeons and Dark Raccoons

David is ill, Conor is both in Turkey and sitting in his bedroom, a cat has been accidentally kicked in the head, and there are three entire podcast episodes waiting to be edited. Naturally, we decide this is the perfect time to investigate the international mystery of Tupperware.

Before getting there, we learn that thousands of pigeons have been shot at railway stations, windows are apparently one of nature’s greatest predators, and David once tried to impress a girlfriend’s parents by sprinting directly into their closed patio doors. We also discuss deflated dinosaur costumes, Tupperware-adjacent containers, kitchenware pyramid schemes, candles, artificial cow insemination equipment and a monkey discovered in the luggage rack of a London bus.

What’s in the CREMBAG? An AI-generated Conor wearing a refrigerator with a neck long enough to access the upper atmosphere. The household security cameras have also stopped warning us about bears, skunks, dark raccoons and gothic badgers because the free trial has expired, leaving David dangerously unprotected when taking out the bins. He responds with The Great Indoors, before Chapter 18 of Dex Blinko kills off a much-loved character, threatens Gabriel and introduces a mysterious space phenomenon that is somehow even darker than Tiger’s personal hygiene.