Episode 184 - Talking Rubbish #16: The Cheesy Breville Man

A Pesto Based Red Onion Cheese Fest

This week we attempt to talk rubbish and, against all odds, succeed almost immediately.

Conor runs Race4Business while England are busy causing stress against DR Congo, Dad tries to watch the football on his phone, cheer from the sidelines and retrieve the earbuds that have just launched themselves off the roof of his car, and the marshals are now the official way of receiving football updates.

After that, things become completely normal. We cover alien abductions at the World Cup, England fans at baseball, a child playing The Pink Panther on saxophone at 10pm, number plates that say MOO, the pros and cons of replacing your arms with buckets, spoons, garden tools or possibly a strimmer, and Dad’s dream-based concerns about duvets, purses and the Arterial Road.

Then David sings a love song to his Breville toaster, because apparently toasted bread has become a lifestyle, and Dex Blinko returns with cardboard brothers, bucket mothers, family betrayal and the sort of plot twist that makes Conor question why he ever agreed to write every other chapter.